First things first- this is a shared account between myself ( ~Pookiex ) and padi ( ~paddi-o-pud ); so if you notice really sudden changes in writing style- that'll be why.

This account will have some of padi's genius rants, plays and hilarious one liners, as well as of wise words of the crab family (including History Crab, Analytical Crab, Satyrical Crab, Political Crab, Emotional Crab, Matter-of-fact Crab and many more).
As for me? well- as far as I know; I'm only likely to put up some of the adventures of 'Holy Sperm' (created this afternoon in order to give the crab family an unrelated friend).

So sit back, and enjoy- or if you've been a bit too weirded out; its ok- you can actually leave

take care all
Pookie x